Can you believe that there are people who live so close to the ocean that they can just think “hey, I should go to the ocean” and then they just do???
goddammit i had to come back on this christian hellsite just to block gaud lmao cant risk anyone thinking this inactive tumblr blog supports shit
y’all
a mutual of mine
suddenly has posts on their blog
with links to “find women to have sex with”
my mutual is NOT POSTING THESE
tumblr just got even worse
on that note PLEASE let me know if i’m suddenly posting random pictures of women with a link underneath the photo. don’t click the link, just FYI.
i do suggest reblogging this in case someone sees this happening to someone else they follow
im cackling bc my prawn blog didnt get hit at all
yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help
it’s been an honor
Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :)
Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE’S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING??
Summer Triathlon: Don’t run too fast, you have to save your energy for a swim and a bike ride! :)
Winter Biathlon: I see you’ve been skiing for five miles now here’s your gun
Track: Whistle Stop
Artist: Disney's Robin Hood
Significant piece of childhood, get your ASS on my blog
why are boys hot and cute like wtf take a break
half of the notes on this post are people going “um i think you meant girls and also i hate boys they are disgusting” and the other half is boys going “this isnt about me nobody could ever feel that way about me”
like do you maybe see a connection here?? and also could you stop??
Boys are so cute!!! Small soft boys! Big buff boys! Tall skinny boys! In between boys! Boys are adorable!!!!!!!!!!!
i’m not even attracted to boys but yes???
can confirm???
Boys are amazing, especially nice ones who sympathize with you and make you feel beautiful even if you look like shit.
Soft boys! Trans boys! Boys with chubby cheeks! Skinny boys! Lanky boys! Boys with acne scars! Boys who run! Boys who draw! Boys who cuddle! Asian boys! Black boys! Brown boys! Pale boys! Short boys! Quiet boys! Funny boys! Boys with anxiety! Boys with autism! Dyslexic boys! ADHD boys! Athletic boys! Math boys! Boys who grew up watching history documentaries! Gamer boys! Fashion boys! ALL THE BOYS!
👏👏👏
GOOD POST
BOYS!!!!!
After all the boy-dragging that goes on on this hellsite, thank you
Appreciate boys with good souls
panels from the AIDS Memorial Quilt on display in Asheville
Sure, relationships typically start with a honeymoon phase that then grows into something deeper but a bit more mellow if things work out, but it’s depressing as fuck that this has turned into a really, really common script for straight relationships that says it’s totally normal and inevitable for dudes to just become more and more emotionally checked out of the relationship, and leave it to their girlfriend/wife to perform if she wants to get even a crumb of affection from him. I’m so fucking tired of seeing women constantly being taught that decades of emotional neglect is just our lot in life.
what “getting out of the honeymoon phase” should mean: you aren’t joined at the hip anymore and can spend time apart, but you still greatly enjoy eachother’s company and deliberately make time to be together. you’re not just a unit, you’re a matched set (like, you’re susan and bob rather than susanandbob). you start to see eachother’s flaws and don’t put eachother on a pedestal but instead love eachother as human beings, flaws and all.
what it should NOT mean: you barely talk anymore. you feel like two completely different people, tied together by a frayed thread. you’re annoyed by eachother’s flaws and don’t like to be around eachother
similarly: “relationships are hard, they take a lot of work” means that cooperation on a daily basis in both the practical and emotional realms takes conscious effort. you can’t coast on those honeymoon feelings forever, and you aren’t psychic, so you have to pay attention and communicate so you can honor each other’s wants and needs.
it should not mean that you’re fighting every two days or walking on eggshells to avoid the anger of an unreasonable partner or breaking your back trying to get the slightest sign of affection or respect from someone who’s checked out and doesn’t care about you.
this seems like a fun enough way to b entertained
oh oh oh!
I’m going to make a list of Official Ways to Celebrate Gaudapocalypse, and I want to include something about protesting the coming Purge. What is the most effective thing I can advise my followers to do? aka message staff/support, reblog certain posts, log off on the 17th…
1. Participate in the Gaudapocalypse on 12/16 by changing their icon to yours & leaving it like that for the next 48 hours
2. During the first 24 hours of Gaudapocalypse, devote their blog to shitposting & reblogging protest posts/memes mocking Yahoo/Verizon & tag everything #sfw even if it isn’t (because chaos)
3. It’s their choice whether or not to post or reblog stuff likely to get flagged, but if anything does get flagged and shouldn’t be, DO NOT help Tumblr refine its algorithm by trying to get staff to unflag the post (I’ve even stopped reporting porn bots)
4. Shortly before midnight on 12/17, delete everything in queue (or change all their queued posts to drafts), let their followers know what they are doing and why; leave a final
post explaining it & assuring everyone that they will be back on
12/18, because many others will likely be leaving for good
5. On 12/17, for 24 hours, do not log into Tumblr, do not use Tumblr, do not look at Tumblr (they should probably also temporarily turn off notifications), but don’t delete the app (and if they plan on returning, they shouldn’t delete their blog)
6. On 12/17, get LOUD about the ban on other platforms (Twitter, Facebook, etc), why it’s bad for everyone, etc., and retweet/share other’s posts about it
7. Return to Tumblr on 12/18 to gaze upon its smoking ruins, change icon back to their original one & begin using Tumblr again as usual (if that is even still possible by then)
